Friday, December 9, 2011

Broke-ass game recap: Flyers v. Penguins (12/8)


In their first matchup of the year, the Bullies BEAT the Crosbitch-less Pens. Goals were scored by Danny "fist pump" Briere, Weezy (a.k.a. Wayne Simmonds) and the fall-down specialist himself, Pittsbugh enemy number one; Scott Hartnell. James Neal tallied for the enemy, but the Flyers still won by the score of 3-2... So who really cares. Ultimately, the two guys that one would WANT to see score against their former team (Jagr & Talbot) were a non-factor, but when it comes to a 'W' against West Pennsylvania, it really doesn't matter who gets the goals, just as long as the Orange and Black have more when the dust clears.

So what did we learn tonight? 

1.) Claude the Wizard had another point, solidifying his position at the top of the charts and in our hearts.
2.) Ill Breezy (Ilya Bryzgalov) was solid between the pipes after going back-to-back, automatically making him better than better than greasy Roberto Luongo wanabe, Marc-Andre Fleury.
3.) Evgeni Malkin is a COMPLETE. F*****G. DOUCHE. 

... Next game is Saturday against the Bolts. I swear these will get better.

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